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[01 Jul 2004|02:24pm]

[ mood | confused ]

Okay. I've been in this community forever because it looks good on my userinfo but now I have a question for all of you.

Shags. Is a shag a mullet? Can a mullet be a shag?

I think mullets are gross, but I have a shag myself and it's hot. Trust me.

I work at an upscale hair salon, hence my being persuaded that I do not have a mullet. None of my friends have make mullet accusations yet.

All comments appreciated.

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[09 May 2004|10:20am]
Hey I'm new....somehow people shouldnt let their friends get mullets
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Duuuuuude!! [21 Jan 2004|11:28am]

Hambone, check me out!!!!
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Love Me Do [08 Aug 2003|04:19pm]


Is it just me or is Paul McCartney's mullet sorely overlooked?
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El Camino Mullet [08 Jun 2003|01:52am]

[ mood | amused ]

So today i was cruising along in towards the city of Atlanta when my dad looks out of hte car and sees an antique El Camino. He looks at this obviously-from-the-50's-car and says "look at her, ain't she a beauty?"

But once i bring my head about to look at the car, i can merely stare at what is in the passenger seat of the car. I see one of the largest mullets to ever grace Georgia. It was a prize tennessee tophat/missouri compromise/camaro cut/kentucky waterfall/10-90.

This thing was obviously some sort of hybrid between a gorilla mullet and Euro-mullet. I can't say exactly what the mullet danger level would be, but i'm sure that they were headed to a Wal-Mart near you.

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[17 May 2003|11:43pm]

[ mood | scared ]

Oh...my...god...I can never step outside again. Mullet...dyed red white and blue. does this mean the end of the world is nearing?

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[25 Apr 2003|09:39pm]

[ mood | artistic ]

My Brothers friend Kyle has a mullet..he's sleeping..I just cut it off..I'm counting the hours till he wakes up.

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[17 Apr 2003|06:50pm]

I just saw a biker femullet in the Subway. Clearly, I cannot eat there anymore, as I will relate subway with femullets from now on.
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Story time [14 Apr 2003|12:38am]

[ mood | thirsty ]

Once upon a time, an Astronomy/Oceanography/Meteorology teacher at Guilford High School sent some of his students on a mullet hunt. They went to the Target, Walmart, and Kohl's with no success. Then they went to the Harlem High School and found a....teen with a freaky mullet. It was sort of a mushroom shape, but was long in the back, like a child of the 80's. No one really knew if the teen was a boy or a girl, and the team was too afraid to ask for fear of being stabbed by the pocket knife that's standard issue for Loves Park rednecks. The heshe won the Mullet of the Semester award. The end.

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mullet festival [30 Aug 2002|05:24pm]

[ mood | nerdy ]

some piccies for you kiddies (i got bored)

*click*click*Collapse )

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[14 Aug 2002|03:46am]
[ mood | hungry ]

Hi, I'm new. =) I love mullets. They're so funny, haha. And sad at the same time. =( Wal-Mart makes me so sad when I go there... Not only are there adults with mullets, but there are KIDS! KIDS! They never had a chance. It saddens me. =(

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[25 Jul 2002|11:53pm]

VOTE. pweeeze!

Oral Sex Donations Accepted
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[19 Jul 2002|03:41pm]

will anyone be a sweetie and get me a paid account :( i want one.
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[13 Jul 2002|08:07am]
[ mood | scared ]

No. Just....... no.

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[02 Jul 2002|05:02pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

Hellooooo. I'm new but that's not important.

What's important is that you've forgotten about two very vital names for the mullet!


Missouri Compromise

Business in the Front, Party in the Back....


Whew. Now I feel better.

Mullets are hard to find where I live. Sometimes, when my friends and me are bored, we go Mullet Scouting. We take the polaroid and hit the town. It's good times, that mullet scouting.


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prank [28 Jun 2002|08:06pm]

[ mood | haha ]

i am oh youre freak...

oh youre a freak: i now have a mullet.
Juxxtapositions: !!!!!!
oh youre a freak: im kidding. that would be hedious.
Juxxtapositions: *phew*
Juxxtapositions: that was a scary 30 seconds
oh youre a freak: haha!

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New here [24 Jun 2002|06:10am]
[ mood | awake ]

Hello. I am new here. I just wanted to introduce myself. My new LJ friend, hardtheprincess is in this community and I hate mullets!


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[17 Feb 2002|02:48pm]

[ mood | amused ]

on monday, i saw the most 'exquisite mullet'. it was slick with oil, and the front was feathered and almost styled. he was standing on his front porch wearing tattered, faded blue jeans with holes in the knees. he also sported a faded Toronto Maple Leafs t-shirt, in which, that too had holes. but there's more, he was drinking his beer with his cigarette in his mouth at the same time. he had the stereotypical stubble too, as well as the brown aviator sunglasses.

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[17 Apr 2002|01:54pm]

Been a member for a while, decided to actually post something...

I'm sad to admit that I indeed had a mullet in 5th grade. I'll have to get a picture scanned and posted sometime. It was nasty. That's probably why I'm so protective of my hair now. Um...I was at Hot Topic a week or 2 ago and saw SOMEONE WITH A MULLET. The person I was with said he was missing teeth too. Come on, that's just not right. Heh.
Of course, since I live in the South, I get to see mullets on a reguler basis. Free amusement. Whoo.
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[09 Feb 2002|07:37pm]

[ mood | amused ]

hi, i'm new. wow, the mullet, one of the most sought out hair styles. i'm from canada, so believe me i've seen my share of hockey hair. every janitor at my school has one, not to mention several students (myself NOT included), and so does my strings teacher. his is especially oily and disgusting. the kind we all love to laugh at. i seriously wonder if someone could walk into a hair salon and ask for a mullet. i mean, what would the stylist think? that's a question that has plagued me for a long time. and if anyone has some free time on their hands, check out the site, http://www.ratemymullet.com it is soooo funny!

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